Tri Jedanaest

June 25th, 2009 | Posted by Brendan

Ahoy mates, I’m bogged down in work and moving, so Pat, Fin and Stu took over the show this week.
So check this week’s show out to hear their vision of Kanzen Radio Episode 311. It’s all chillax n shit.

Feedback on the style of this show would be appreciated.

Broke.

June 16th, 2009 | Posted by Brendan

MJ brought it to my attention that the email form on the Radio page seems to be busted, and I cannot seem to get the fucker to work again. So until it’s fixed, please do it old skool and email us at kanzenradio@studiokanzen.com – and if you sent us an email and it was never read on the show, plz 2 resend 4 us. kthanks!

Also, unless a miracle happens there won’t be a show this week. My home internet is down and Comcast will be showing up tomorrow to repair. Moreover, we cannot seem to get the file from Pat’s computer.

Soooooo… yeah, got some kinks to work out of the system.

Pending…

June 15th, 2009 | Posted by Brendan

So we’re trying out a new workflow so that KR can continue releases without me, as I lock myself in a room and continue editing SubPixel Level 1.2.

Part 1 of the workflow worked, but the second part (delivery of files) is giving us a little more hassle.
Episode 311 probably will not be up till Wednesday (ie: a day late.)

Any suggestions for [free] large file delivery systems with 1GB minimum?

If you can’t find the Japanese bestiality model kit…

June 13th, 2009 | Posted by Brendan

Maybe your special someone will appreciate this as a gift:

Okay, seriously: what the fuck? Really? I don’t know what’s more offensive – the content of the commercial, or the fact that they consider this to be an upgrade to the current technology. I am all for advancements for this particular need, but fuck if that’s progress. Frankly, I think the US lost out on the whole bidet thing, and if I ever build a house I am going to insist there is at least one bidet (or super Japanese toilet) in there. But attaching toilet paper to a fucking stick does not count as improvement. What is wrong with these people?

Also, do they expect girls to use this on their girly bits?

Ode to Analog

June 13th, 2009 | Posted by Brendan

Analog TV

You raised me as a lad
The antenna carried your picture
even if your signal was often bad
and trying to see CBS was torture

No cable growing up you for me
my family didn’t think it was worthwhile
so your static I would often see
So many half-channels left in a pile…

Yesterday was the turnpike
And now you’re gone, lost and forlorn
Kids now won’t know what it was like
using you to try to watch porn.

Godspeed analog TV.
(Even if it took forever for you to die.)

Your Fearless Leader

June 13th, 2009 | Posted by Kate

Ok, so everyone knows Brendan runs things around here.  He has the equipment, pays the bills, and just generally organizes most things.

Well listeners, it is time for a revolution.  We need to get rid of Brendan once and for all.
The reason: the man is secretly incompetent.

Yes, he manages to focus for a few hours a week to record and edit a show, however, the rest of the time –the time you don’t see– he is a downright mess.

Example:  About two weeks ago he came home with a 24 pack of hot dogs.  After eating two of the hot dogs that night he felt slightly ill.
He came up with several scenarios of what could have caused this distress in his midsection, and has continued to eat those hot dogs.
In fact, he has continued to eat two hot dogs a night, and yes, has continued to feel ill every night.
There is now one hot dog left, and this time Brendan has decided that perhaps the hot dogs are the cause of his nightly sickness and has vowed to not consume the final hot dog.
This people, this is why we must remove Kanzen from Brendan’s care, it is for Kanzen’s own good.

Oh for fuck’s sake – he just went to go eat that last hot dog.

Blog updates

June 12th, 2009 | Posted by Brendan

WordPress 2.8 was released so I decided since it was upgrade time I might as well move the blog over to the primary directory. I debated doing this since we switched over to WordPress from Blogger, but this was a perfect excuse to actually do it. And hey, I only screwed up the blog 2 times in the process.

Some links in the older entries are broken at the moment as I slowly go through and reconnect all the shit I took apart.

It’s scary clicking Activate for shit like this:
deactivate

Kanzen Rocks so hard, even we can’t keep up.

June 11th, 2009 | Posted by Pat

imgp0460 or is that stay up?

三个十年

June 9th, 2009 | Posted by Brendan

Kanzen Radio – Episode 310
Letter from Stu in Berlin
In memoriam: David Carradine
Parents invade Facebook
Teen sexes up family dog, caught via voice activated audio recorder
The woman too dumb to raise her kid
The biology class menu
E3 roundup

Kanzen is now on twitter

June 6th, 2009 | Posted by Brendan

For updates on projects, current and future:
http://twitter.com/studiokanzen

People give Twitter a lot of shit, but I have to say I like it more than any other social networking site out there for one very important reason: it does one thing and it does one thing very well. It’s bite sized blogging. It’s simple and intuitive and it just works. There’s not a barrage of applications and photos and useless clutter. Nope, it’s just a pure stream of consciousness. I like that.

And for everyone’s inner sociologist/voyeur: http://twistori.com/ I kind of wish Twistori had a screensaver of the feed. Sort of like Apple’s RSS news feed screensaver.

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